From the City section of today's SCMP...
OK, so the SCMP runs banal stories such as the one about children liking to chat on the Internet (who'd have guessed it?) or a building we've never heard of being structurally safe.
The question is what made someone sandwich those stories with the other 4 items that make up the 'In Brief' section, namely a couple of deaths, a hit and run accident, and an 81 year being injured by her grandson.
Splendid piece of work, chaps.